Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Review

First off! Who’s idea in hell was it to have Jesse play Lex Luthor. I have yet to see any review where anyone says they liked him in the role! There that little kid is next too Superman and Batman playing a joker like character instead of Lex Luthor. Horrible casting choice. Is it as bad as casting the skinny ass Topher Grace to play the Huge Venom? I don’t know but that little tourettes kid did not cut it. ” Don’t pick a fight with this guy” Shut the F up! Anyway he was a horrible casting choice and horrible in the role.

The other thing everyone is saying about the movie is that Ben Affleck killed it as The Batman! He did a great job he was very good in it. I was not one of those morons that freaked out when he was cast as Batman. I did not like the casting of Jesse Eisenberg from the start and rightfully so, he did not fit the role AT ALL!

Was the action good? Yes it was good, Batman’s fight scenes were great but if I can be picky I did not like the fast cuts, too many edits made it look trashy. Then we have the CGI fest fight scene with Doomsday. I hate CGI bullshit. Did Doomsday look real? Hell no! It was crap. It just made the whole movie seem crappier having all the CGI.

I am surprised that even the comic book fans did not see Superman’s death coming. I knew it when I saw the trailer. That is what Doomsday is known for! For killing Superman! DUH! So I was just surprised that people didn’t think it would happen.

Wonder Woman was not needed at all in the movie. First of all, she literally just came out of nowhere, no back story no introduction, nothing! She was just there. The only “significant” things she did was lasso Doomsday, cut off his arm and open an email. All that could have been done without her. She just seemed shoehorned in.

The Email! What in the Fuck where they thinking? That would have been a cool post credits scene, not actually part of the movie. Did they really just set up the Justice League by having Wonder Women open an email? Lol Pathetic!!!

I think this version of Batman is the most stern out of anyone Batman we have seen on the big screen to date. Batman 1989 we see Bruce being charismatic at a party. Dark Knight Rises we see Batman being charismatic at a party. In this movie we see him pretending to be drunk or buzzed at a party lol.

Like I mentioned, pretty much everyone loved Batman, they were so so on superman, they hated Jesse Eisenberg and didn’t care for Wonder Woman. I hated the CGI B.S. Doomsday. Warner Bros. released a deleted scene showing off some more horrible CGI B.S. creature. Is that what they will do with Darkseid? Will they make him a CGI ugly looking character? Probably so but I hope not. Movies that rely way too much on having CGI end up looking horrendous. The fight scenes in Man of Steel and this movie when they throw each other into the buildings just look way too fake. They need to focus more on the story and casting! Not including or rushing to introduce characters.

Is the movie worth paying 13 bucks to see it again? Hell No! Is it worth 5 bucks? Maybe. Am I going to get in on blu-ray? I think eventually I might buy a used one just to see behind the scenes extras.